Forgive me for saying this but you are not “fully” doing your job, which is to find guys like me, which is not hard.
I am not in hiding.
It’s likely I am the last of my breed.
My name is Morrie Markoff.
I am 108 years old.
At my age, nothing is certain.
I have lived through much of contemporary history.
My memory is still good.
If this “teaser” letter interests you, please contact me.
A personal interview would be most productive.
My hearing is faulty (I am deaf to requests for money (Ha! Ha!))
I still have a sense of humor.